Space Marine: Additional Perk Unlocks

For those who are familiar with how the Space Marine video game community is defining itself, here are some additional achievements you can earn:

The Camper

Kill 50 enemies while campaign, preferably with a heavy weapon. Unlocks the campfire perk, which allows you to stay warm and cozy in your preferred camping corner. When you kill 500 enemies you unlock the Marshmallow perk.

The Seal Beater

Kill 25 level 1 enemies in a row. Unlocks the club perk, which replaces whatever close combat weapon you have. At 100 level 1 enemies killed, Greenpeace activists surround your TV, making it difficult to play.

The Old-Timer

Playing 50 online games while being 40 years old or older, preferably with the Heavy Bolter (because playing as an Assault Marine is impossible because it moves “just too darn fast”). If you’ve come back 50 times you have proved your dedication to getting beating by a 12 year old Columbian kid who just downed two liters of Mountain Dew. Playing 500 games unlocks the Walker perk, which allows you to move past those 3” ramp corners without getting stuck.

The Gaseous Bloat

Making natural and unnatural sounds during the game and while waiting for the next round that are so annoying that other players mute you. You can achieve the Auto-mute perk after doing this 50 time. The Belch and Fart Feedback perk is unlocked when you do this 51 times and will play back every sound you ever made to your TV at the highest volume so only you have to suffer through it.

The Douche Bag

Killing 100 enemies with Final Vengeance. Unlocks the Douche Bag perk, which is a mandatory armor upgrade of a douche bag hanging over your shoulder. At 500 Final Vengeance kills you unlock the Vinegar Frak Grenade perk, which makes your enemies involuntarily back away from you.

The Batman

Killing 50 enemies outside their spawn point as an Assault Marine by swooping down when they appear, killing them, and jumping back up to your perch. Unlocks the Batman “Dark Knight” Voice perk.